three months he says, told you it was a swindle!

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[alnitaks]

house.of.plastic

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[coughloop]

they just announced monsters coming out of bushes now

[realdonkeykong]

Whats their genital situation

[coughloop]

you people need hobbies or something

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[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

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[tumbwr]

ALT

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[sorcery-fight]

i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER

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[bernard-jackson]

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[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

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[nessa007]

hallmark doesn’t even try lmao

[racethewind10]

#I mean it's entirely intentional?#they know their audience#their audience wants variations upon a theme but not too much variation because the familiarity breeds comfort#on this site which functions as the social features of Ao3 we should be able to recognize this#it's basically Christmas bigbang hetero edition sorry @amatterofcomplication these cannot be left in the tags

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[trailcams]

For my thesis research, I placed carpet pieces sprayed liberally with Calvin Klein Obsession for Men near my camera traps as it’s been documented to attract wild cats. It was an extra fun surprise to see who else enjoyed it